When we lay in bed, I forget that I’m going to die.
When we drive in my car, it’s okay if we’re late.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
It’ll take a lot more than your allowance to get that view.
#3. Baseball Tickets
I was able to find this index that shows the price of an average ticket in 1984 was $5.81. Using our trusty inflation calculator, that ticket should go up to about $13.30. But if you tried to get into Shea Stadium for $13.30 today you’d be out of luck. First of all, because they tore Shea Stadium down a couple of years ago, but also because you can’t get Mets tickets for $13.30 unless you also provide a deep-tissue massage to security. The average MLB ticket price in 2013 was $27.73 — and that statistic is for non-premium seats. The cost of a game is more than twice what you’d expect just accounting for inflation.
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.
Exploration of the Cosmos | Matt Payne
this is so nice thank you :D
this sounds like someone that knows me in person