i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
So I was drinking a SoBe life water today and
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic